BEER VS WOMAN

25 reasons why beer is better than woman.

1. Hangovers go away.
2. Beer is never late.
3. Beer is always wet.
4. Beer stains wash out.
5. Beer never gets a headache.
6. A beer always goes down easy.
7. A frigid beer is a good beer.
8. Beer doesn’t demand equality.
9. You can have a beer in public.
10. A beer doesn’t care when you come.
11. You can enjoy a beer all month long.
12. You don’t have to wine and dine beer.
13. You can share a beer with your friends.
14. A beer label comes off without a fight.
15. When your beer goes flat, you toss it out.
16. If you change beers you don’t have to pay alimony .
17. You always know you’re the first one to pop a beer.
18. You don’t have to wash a beer before it tastes good.
19. Beer doesn’t get jealous when you grab another beer.
20. If you pour a beer right, you’ll always get good head.
21. After you’ve had a beer, the bottle is still worth 5 cents.
22. You can have more than one beer a night and not feel guilty.
23. When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a beer.
24. A beer won’t get upset if you come home and have another beer.
25. Your beer will always wait patiently for you in the car while you play baseball