SHE TOLD THE TRUTH...

A male driver is pulled over by a cop and the following conversation takes place:
Driver: What’s the problem officer?
Police: You were going at least 70 in a 55 zone.
Driver: No sir, I was going 60.
Wife: Oh Harry. You were going 75.
(Man gives his wife a dirty look.)
Police: I’m also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light.
Driver: Broken tail light? I didn’t know about a broken tail light!
Wife: Oh Harry, you’ve known about that tail light for weeks.
(Man gives his wife a dirty look.)
Police: I’m also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt.
Driver: Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car.
Wife: Oh Harry, you never wear your seat belt.
Driver: Shut your mouth, woman!
Police: Ma’am, does your husband always talk to you this way?
Wife: No, only when he’s drunk.