Q: Why did the blonde have square breasts?
A: Because she forgot to take the tissues out of the box.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde that invented the solar flash light?
Q: What do you call a blonde with a million brain cells?
A: Gifted!
Q: How do blonde brain cells die?
A: Lonely.
Q: What do you call a blonde with more than one brain cell?
A: Pregnant.
Q: What was the blonde psychic's greatest achievement?
A: An in body experience!
Q: What does a blonde and a beer bottle have in common?
A: They're both empty from the neck up.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a supermarket trolley?
A: The supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.
Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up?
A: To catch everything that goes over their heads.
Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?
A: Shine a flashlight in her ear.
A: Because she forgot to take the tissues out of the box.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde that invented the solar flash light?
Q: What do you call a blonde with a million brain cells?
A: Gifted!
Q: How do blonde brain cells die?
A: Lonely.
Q: What do you call a blonde with more than one brain cell?
A: Pregnant.
Q: What was the blonde psychic's greatest achievement?
A: An in body experience!
Q: What does a blonde and a beer bottle have in common?
A: They're both empty from the neck up.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a supermarket trolley?
A: The supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.
Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up?
A: To catch everything that goes over their heads.
Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?
A: Shine a flashlight in her ear.
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