LAWYER QUESTION AND ANSWER...

Question and answer jokes
Q: How can you tell if a lawyer is well hung?
A: You can't get a stick between the rope and his neck!

Q: If you are stranded on a desert island with Adolph Hitler, Atilla the Hun, and a lawyer, and you have a gun with only two bullets, what do you do?
A: Shoot the lawyer twice and beat him till he's stone-cold dead.

Q: How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
A: His lips are moving.

Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?
A: There are skid marks in front of the dog.

Q: Why won't sharks attack lawyers?
A: Professional courtesy.

Q: What do you have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?
A: Not enough sand.

Q: Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?
A: He had to practice.

Q: Why is going to a meeting of the Lawyers Association like going into a bait shop?
A: Because of the abundance of suckers, leeches, maggots and nightcrawlers.

Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?
A: The lawyer charges and doesnt get worn out.