You know a blonde is really stupid when they..
* Ring you to get your phone number.
* Spend 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate."
* Put lipstick on their forehead because they want to make up their mind.
* Try to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
* Send you a fax with a stamp on it.
* Try to drown a fish.
* Get locked in a grocery store and starve to death.
* Manage to trip over a cordless phone.
* Take a ruler to bed to see how long they slept.
* Ask for a price check at the Dollar Store.
* Study for a blood test.
* When they hear that 90% of all crimes occur around the home and move.
* When they miss the 44 bus and tage the 22 bus twice instead.
* When they take you to the airport and see a sign that said "Airport Left", turns around and goes home.
* Ring you to get your phone number.
* Spend 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate."
* Put lipstick on their forehead because they want to make up their mind.
* Try to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
* Send you a fax with a stamp on it.
* Try to drown a fish.
* Get locked in a grocery store and starve to death.
* Manage to trip over a cordless phone.
* Take a ruler to bed to see how long they slept.
* Ask for a price check at the Dollar Store.
* Study for a blood test.
* When they hear that 90% of all crimes occur around the home and move.
* When they miss the 44 bus and tage the 22 bus twice instead.
* When they take you to the airport and see a sign that said "Airport Left", turns around and goes home.
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